Blood Car (2007) دانلود فیلم
In the near future, gas prices are at an astronomical high. One man is determined to find an alternate fuel source. That alternate fuel source turns out to be blood...HUMAN BLOOD.

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Archie Andrews
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Lorraine
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Denise (as Katie Rowlett)
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Donald Watkins
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Hitchhiker
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Car Jacker
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Archie's Student
Zachary Flash ...
Archie's Student
Michael Goldberg ...
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In the near future, gas prices are at an astronomical high. One man is determined to find an alternate fuel source. That alternate fuel source turns out to be blood...HUMAN BLOOD.

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When Archie and Denise are in the car in the beginning of the movie, the car runs out of gas, from a few seconds earlier until that moment you can clearly see outside there is woods, but in the next shot Denise get out of the car right in front of a house. See more »

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Lorraine: Hey, Archie. What's up? How was school?
Archie Andrews: Oh, fine. I need more wheatgrass.
Lorraine: Hey, I thought of a great idea for your wheatgrass engine. What if you put pedals on it? Like a bike? Then you can ride it, like a bike? it's, it's just an idea that I had.
Archie Andrews: $2.00?
Lorraine: Actually it's $2.50. Wheatgrass prices are going up.
Archie Andrews: Are you joking?
Lorraine: No, no kidding. But hey for you $2.00.
Archie Andrews: Are you sure?
Lorraine: Of course. You're only like my best customer.
Archie Andrews: I appreciate it.
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Monkey See, Monkey Do
Written by Thomas Breeneck
Performed by The Budos Band
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Eco-friendly porn-trash to go. Large car? Just supersize!
17 June 2008 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

Do you worry about the price of fuel? If the price continues to rise, only the richest dudes will drive cars. Cars will regain their rightful place as 'babe' wagons. In this eco-friendly age where wheatgrass is the new cool, clean-cut kindergarten nerd Archie hangs up his teacher hat and goes home to work on a new invention – a car powered by the green slime itself.

Archie stops for supplies at the vegan store where a prim and proper bespectacled girl sells him wheatgrass while sketching artistic pornography ("your cum tastes like tofu") under the counter. Across the yard at the meat stall is a more predatory chick whose intentions are more openly high octane kinky sex. As they compete for his affection, Archie accidentally discovers that blood added to wheatgrass makes the engine work a treat. He even dispenses with the wheatgrass. Archie is a vegan, so killing small animals causes him great emotional anguish. Even more when they won't stay still. But having bagged a few quadrupeds there is even more anguish when he realise the car wants human blood or nothing.

Blood Car is a crisply-made, ultra low-budget movie that has been compared to the Troma films or those of Russ Meyer and John Waters. Low-tech special effects, bouncing bosoms, and hilariously tongue-in-cheek. For the first hour, I was spellbound by its audacity, the thumbing at convention, and never knowing where it was going next. The sight of Archie on a bike, wielding an axe and chasing two FBI men, reminded me of the luckless cyclist hero-nerd from Peter Jackson's early movie, Braindead. But then it struck me. Blood Car was made by talented people who knew their trash movies. And good lighting. And good cinematography. But it was also a mish-mash of many styles. It lacks consistency. Acting is (at best) caricature. And for all the gore, sex and violence it still lacks bite. Political satire here entertains rather than protests. Blood Car's limits are tamely within those defined by the Meyer and Waters it emulates. It had no real axe to grind against Hollywood as does Troma. It reeks of clever students showing off.

But although I was ultimately disappointed, I was still entertained for over an hour. It was the low-brainer I needed after an overly-serious and slightly soul-destroying morning. Like the girl who flashes her tits at Archie to get a lift, and is then lured into the boot to see the puppies, I had been happily hooked. It would sound mean to say I'd been had. Even if it's true. And, like me, I bet you want to look in the boot . . .


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